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Dog Property Laws
 
If I like it, it's mine.
If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way!
If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
If I saw it first, it's mine.
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.If it's broken, it's yours.
  
"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job." 

 "A dog will love you more than your wife. Don't believe me? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour then see which one will be happy to see you."